At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up.
“I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor.
“The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.”
Tom replies, “That’s the good news?!”
Then the doctor says, “The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.”

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